Welp, I’m back! It looks like the internet didn’t explode and my vacation went totally well, which was awesome.

A better post will come tomorrow or the next day, with actual photos of my finds and adventures, but since I was in Central Oregon I must say that I’ve learned quite a bit about fashion. You might say I’ve learned everything I’ll ever need to know.

So, here are the top 5 things I didn’t know about fashion before I went to Central Oregon.

1. Turquoise matches everything.
2. Ten gallon hats are for wimps! Go’fer the 20 gallon.
3. Dreamcatchers are the new must-have for Summer AND Fall AND Winter 2009!
4. Myrtlewood earrings* will bring some “jazz” to any hum-drum outfit.
5. Nothing says, “I’m totally not a tourist!” like a hot-pink shirt with a glittery unicorn on it.

I’m still devastated the unicorn shirt didn’t come in my size.

*WHY is it always Myrtlewood? Does nobody love oak or pine jewelry?!