A few weeks ago I wandered into Goodwill, and not only did I purchase an awesome vintage suitcase, but I also found these shoes:

How awesome are these shoes? Just take a gander at the heels:

Gorgeous, no? I find them to be both terribly ugly and terribly fabulous, which happen to be my top two requirements for any outrageous purchase!

Luckily for me, at this Goodwill had a huge selection of never-owned last-season’s Target brand shoes, and I got these nice Mossimos for a mere $8.99! I still can’t really wear them anywhere, but I’m working on it.

And I would also like to mention that I love these shoes so much they don’t go in my closet with my other shoes. These shoes sit proudly on a chair in the center of my bedroom! (A sad fact that hilariously drives my mother nuts, and proves that I should probably make real-life friends.)

ETA: This is also the first pair of heels I have ever owned that allows me the sensation of being taller than my 5′11″ older sister!