Dear people who live in this house,

I am moving in with you.

Why am I moving in with you? Let me tell you.

First of all, your house? Is amazing.
It is at both times horrendously ugly, and notoriously beautiful. You’ve incorporated non-traditional art and design to the facade, which probably means that you’ve incorporated non-traditional art and design on the inside as well.

Which means I need to live in it.

Don’t worry! I’ll be a proper roommate! I don’t have a car to park on your intentsely narrow street (yet) and I don’t listen to loud music (only on Thursdays) and I don’t even take up that much space (except… well, my closet is kind of big.) and I promise to always do my best to make sure that my outfit matches your house! What more could you want?